Friday, October 17, 2014

4 XP Monsters

Trying to think of monsters that treat xp as an attack vector for players.  Wights are the traditional monster for this but I was interested in giving players a warning-- like losing small bits of xp over time to freak them out, rather than screwing them over quickly to just make them afraid of wights in future encounters.

Wight Flies - Tiny, moisture seeking-- they suck away memories as they drink from eyes, wounds, or open mouths (1xp per round per fly, DM's prerogative on how many hundreds appear at any location).  They leave fragile, ivory-like structures in corpses.  If eaten, these will grant the memories of past victims (100 xp per handful).


Grey Mold - Fine, sickly grey, it can grow anywhere-- on men, dragons, liches-- and is difficult to get rid of.  Anything in its presence is filled with a hollow sense of despair (lose 10xp per round x your level).  If you are hit by something infected by it you will likely be infected too (make a save).

Pot Boy - A thin, sickly looking boy clutching a small crockery.  The pot is covered in a filthy bit of rag.  If you see it (fail a save) you will no longer gain experience until something is done.  Telling someone about it will spread the problem to them (if they make a save they don't see it).  Legend tells of whole cities in the dull thrall of a single pot boy-- learning nothing, forgetting, merely existing.

The Gentle Double - A doppelganger that asks permission.  If you say yes and allow it to take your form, you receive a portion of the memories and experiences of it's current form (500xp x your level).  It then precedes you in cities and rural areas spreading good will and promises of aid.  Also called a Vard√łger.  Scholars are divided on whether it is a truly good creature-- pressuring you to do good with its promises, or a chaotic one-- making promises that it never expects to be kept.

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The last is not attacking xp, but using it as a reward to give players an interesting choice.

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Imagining a City

As you learn to DM there seems to be several stages you go through.  First, you master the enclosed space of a dungeon.  Then you have to figure out how to handle a bigger "wilderness" area, whether it's underground or a true wilderness.  And, at some point, you need to figure out how to deal with the "City."

If you've followed my blog you've seen my long process of learning those first two.  Recently I've been struggling with the City. 

I was born in a suburb 45 minutes north of LA.  So when I think of a city I think mostly of freeways and off ramps.  It's hard for me to envision even a pseudo-medieval city.

Nidus
My first city when I started gaming a again was Nidus, the Shifting City.  The premise was that this chaotic place had stalls and shops that moved every week if not every day.  There was no map.  There was no ruler.  It was me trying to have the conveniences of a city for my players without having to deal with the difficulties of mapping and then peopling a place with tens of thousands of inhabitants.  And it worked pretty well.  Players had their own reason to go there - buying and selling stuff- and I had a very big "encounter" table that they rolled on each time they ventured into the city.  The encounters weren't dangers or adventure hooks, just interesting stuff you saw.  And yet, there was nothing to keep players from making them into dangers or adventures.

I can't make every city a chaotic, bazaar, though.  So, when faced with my players visiting a city recently, I was stumped at how to proceed.

The Problem with Cities
One problem with cities is that the assumption seems to be that players will get entangled in various plots and intrigues.  But unless players are really high level this is very unlikely to me.  It's as if I were to drive into LA and all of a sudden the mayor is asking me favors. 

Another problem is that cities are busy places with lots of factions and lots of plots and events going on.  But how do you get players involved without railroading them.

A third problem is that, more than any dungeon, cities are about sights, sounds, and bustling scenes.  And conveying that kind of sensory stuff through description is always difficult especially if you are trying to do it off the cuff.

So I guess, if you were to boil it down the two big ways I needed, and still need, help with DMing a city are 1) how to make it about more than a place for players to shop (without making the players seem unrealistically like rockstars with all the attention on them) and 2) how to make it feel like a busy, bustling, populated place.

To do this, I think I can take some cues from what I've already learned about sandboxes, some cues from how video games handle cities, and add in some things that are unique about cities.

Locations
So, like sandboxes I think there should be locations that players know about and can visit or not.  You can prepare subsytems ahead of time and these locales will always be available to be looped into some plot or happening going on in the city.  Here are some ideas of some I want to make for my current city:
  • Great Library
  • Mysterious Oracle
  • Guild Work Board - jobs they can take or leave, I can have mini-dungeons attached to these.
  • Arena - Maybe not the typical arena, which is very swords and sorcery, but some place where players know they can go to compete.  The possibility of competing as a group would be even better.

Events
This idea comes from Jeff Rients' awesome, crazy, parade.  If I can come up with more events, these can be like temporary locations-- things going on in the city that everyone is talking about and that players of any level can get involved but don't have to.  If they don't get involved they can still affect the whole city going on in the background kind of like a sandbox "happening."
  • Auction - I did this already and it was fun and a great way to introduce powerful faction members.
  • Trial- there is about to be a big, show trial in which several blag dogs are tried for witchcraft.
  • Parade - I have an impending parade of religious barges on the river that runs through the city called the Regatta Gloriosa.
  • Wedding
The Bustling City
This is probably obvious to you, but a city only exists through it's encounters.  The size of it, the tone of it, the flavor of life in that place will mostly be conveyed by things players encounter on the streets.  I should have known this from my great experience with the Nidus encounters.  But for some reason I thought I was only using those because I didn't have Nidus fleshed out in a way that a normal DM would flesh out a city.  So, these encounters are not encounters in the traditional rpg sense that they are dangers that will spark a combat.  And they are not encounters in the traditional (if infrequent) video game sense that they are waiting to give you an adventure hook.  These are just groups and clumps of people- buskers, locals, pilgrims, delivery wagons-- that will be the city to you players.  I need to make one for my current city.

As I get time I hope to flesh out these locations and events in separate blog posts.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Not your Elves


Make the elves in your campaign uglier and more interesting.


All elves . . .
  1. are clones of the same individual.  They look alike, sound alike, desire the same things . . .
  2. are made when a shadow is cast from a small, black, necromantic sun.
  3. are made when a lascivious, old wizard summoning a sexual servant loses "interest" before the spell is complete.
  4. are the children of nobles raised completely in the shade of fruit trees.
  5. are children that have grown up in magical slumber, thus they are child-like and wonder at the world.
  6. can't feel wind.
  7. eat only living creatures.
  8. are halflings who have lost their soul, which makes them grow tall and beautiful.
  9. sweat rose water under moonlight
  10. can't tie knots.
  11. remember important events by what they were touching at the time.
  12. are the result of two succubi mistakenly impregnating each other.
  13. have thumbs on the wrong side of their hands, and are clumsy.
  14. get paler as they age, until they are near transparent.
  15. faint at the sight of raw meat.
  16. curdle milk when they laugh.
  17. laugh about things that haven't happened yet.
  18. call every human by the first human name they learn.
  19. only sing when they're dying.
  20. have such a lust to watch people sleeping they will give up their own sleep to do it.
  21. can only see human children. adults are like ghosts and strange poltergeists to them.
  22. believe they own anything they've touched, and thus won't let you touch anything of theirs.
  23. are made, slowly, when people eat the meat of magic beasts.
  24. grow a second set of bones like we grow teeth, spitting up the old as yellowish paste.
  25. grow from the children of ascended saints.
  26. only remember a week at a time.
  27. forget everything that happens on a day that it rains.
  28. sing detailed songs about their sins.
  29. faint if they see their own reflection.
  30. shrink as they age.  Pixies and fairies are just old elves.

Monday, September 15, 2014

Not your Dwarves

The dwarf in D&D has become thoroughly cartoonified.  In an act of resistance here are some ideas for dwarves in your campaigns.

Dwarves . . .
  1. have no teeth and so must carry mouths full of rocks to grind up their food.  It's hard to understand the words coming from their drooling mouths.
  2. are made by cutting children in half.  Thus there are two types: Big Head and Long Shank.
  3. shrink and wither as they accumulate wealth.  Gnomes are just very wealthy dwarves.
  4. grow and become senile as they age.  Giants are ancient dwarves.
  5. fall in love with beautiful objects and will follow the owner of one, relentlessly, watching from the shadows, for that owner's whole life.
  6. eat gold and gems, the beautiful objects on display in a Dwarven Hall are a feast about to begin.
  7. are made when a powerful Titan is shattered into its seven aspects.  Thus all dwarves are of one of seven types: wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
  8. go through seven phases as they age. See 7.
  9. are made when children are killed in sight of a paladin.
  10. are the sin shadow of righteous men, becoming more twisted as the the other becomes more good.
  11. are the offspring of a human and a demon.  The name dwarves call themselves is Tiefling.
  12. are the stunted offspring of any user of magic of 5th lvl or higher foolish enough to try and reproduce with their tainted seed.
  13. live short lives and all look alike, tunneling in their ant-like warrens.  Dragons are the queens or dwarf hives.
  14. are created each time a saint is carved, the stone chipped away assembling in the dark.
  15. are made when an ape is taught to pray.
  16. have golden bones.
  17. grow hair in the sun.
  18. are drunk when they're sober.
  19. shit copper nuggets.
  20. are made when people sing unfinished songs.
  21. are the true chosen of God.  Men are the weak seed of giants.
  22. were made in finite number and do not breed- each one killed is one less left.
  23. can only see two feet ahead with their small eyes and are always lost.
  24. are all blind.
  25. hear gold humming in the rocks and can dig right to it.
  26. only use castaway tools and clothes.
  27. sleep through spring.
  28. have roots for hair and, if buried, will grow into Elves.
  29. are made when master smiths work in pain.  Thus dwarves are each obsessed with making one object over and over and over.
  30. don't exist in the world, you fool.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Update with 2 Colts

My old blogging computer has finally died.  It had a good run, was a free hand-me-down I got from a friend when I came home from Poland years ago.  A Pentium 4, I've run Ubuntu on it ever since.  But, alas, all my gaming files are on it.  I am working towards getting the data accessible and reorganized, but that computer was a Linux box and the one I'm currently typing on is Windows which makes it more complicated.  What that means is a few posts I was working on are going to take some time to get up.

Boring, I know, have some pictures of double-action Colts: